she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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