How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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