This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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