Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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