well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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