I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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