I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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