ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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