I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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