Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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