yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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