Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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