sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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