Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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