i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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