Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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