Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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