i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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