I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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