Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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