at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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