nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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