She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize
