No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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