just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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