quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
where am i from again
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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