May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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