Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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