OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
