my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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