I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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