i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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