YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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