Can Purell be used as lube?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Drunk is a universal language darling
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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