she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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