it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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