btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
