That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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