i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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