So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
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i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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