she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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