Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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