so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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