We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
do nipples grow back?
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