you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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