ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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