My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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