i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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