Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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