Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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