just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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