I just cut my nipple shaving
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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