I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i black out too much to be "responsible"
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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