I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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